Facebook Fridays

It's baaaaaaaaaaack! After a little hiatus (mostly because I totally forgot), Facebook Fridays are back in full force. Since I took such a break, today I am going to highlight more facebook updates than I usually do...you know, make up for lost time.
For those who are new to Facebook Fridays, this is a time where I highlight some of my Facebook Friends' status updates. Sometimes I read some and wonder why in the world they take the time to post what they post (for instance, "I'm sleepy." or "I'm going to the bathroom." "I'm eating a piece of toast." etc. You know, the stuff that everyone has going on but doesn't feel the need to bore the world with). Other times I read people airing their dirty laundry (aka Facebook fights. I mean, what is that about?!). Then, there are times that people completely crack me up. Today, I am going to highlight some of the funnier ones from the week. Here goes:

_________realizes I have major issues, but seriously!?! Tonight in Yoga the instructor took things to a new level...she actually had us practice partner yoga. This happened to involve touching raw feet to raw feet!!! I am officially grossed out and don't know how to politely decline feet fondling with a complete stranger!! UGH!

Hillary Clinton is currently sporting a mullet.

___________thinks it's funny how Ethan informed us over dinner that he traded his sisters for Braden's brother back during school on the playground and was wondering if we could hurry up the exchange...news to us

Clothes piled high, dishes piled higher, kids watching TV and nothing for dinner. Why do those Mother of the Year peeps keep passing me by?

These are some great status updates by my Facebook friends. How about you? Have you read anything funny, annoying, awful, etc. on your home page this week? If so, please share!!!