Another Disgusting Incident at the Office

Yeah, so one of our patients headed back to the bathroom tonight, and I heard her talking to Asher. Hearing this, I asked her, "Is Asher in there?"
"Yeah, and he's all wet."
So at this point, I am about to tell her that he spilled some water on himself earlier, when she goes on to say, "He's rubbed water in his hair."
I knew it. I just knew it. He was playing in the toilet...again!!!
Sure enough, I got up to walk back there, and he turned the corner, so proud of himself for fixing his hair. He was literally rubbing toilet water in his hair as he was walking towards me. Nice, right? Toilet water from a public toilet. Grrrreaaaaaaat.
What's next? Swimming in a port-a-potty???

Prepare Yourself...

...what you're about to read is incredibly disgusting. Oh, where do I begin?

We were at the office. I was working on a patient's file and could hear Asher being loud in the back. So I told Tristan (aka: Lightning Jr.) to go check on him and to make sure he wasn't in the bathroom. Tristan, as usual, took his time going back to look for him, but once he found him, I knew it wasn't good. Tristan started yelling, "Gross! Disgusting! Yuck!" This was followed by peels of laughter. In the pit of my stomach, I knew what had happened. I immediately jumped up and sprinted to the back...where I found Asher...hands in the potty, splashing...with someone's pee in it!!! This is a public potty, people! AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
I always always always try to make sure that the bathroom door is closed because I don't want him in there. Little did I know, the bathroom was used, not flushed, and waaaay too appealing for a one year old. They always say to look on the bright side, I guess the bright side of this is that there was no poo in the potty. Praise the Lord! I think I would have passed out!

I guess it's safe to say I won't win any parenting awards any day soon. I just can't believe this happened! G-R-O-S-S!!!

Update: I found out today (the 26th) that it was Tristan's pee in the toilet. Praise God! I mean, gross still...yes. But at least it was four year old brother pee and not 65 year old man pee.